My boss is the funniest person I know. But not in a traditional way. He says a lot of ridiculous things and he truly believes it. This blog is about some of these things he says. Of course half of the funny part is not the content, but the presentation. Image a big fat greek guy with a heavy accent who thinks he knows everything and whatever he says is true. He makes a lot of grammatical mistakes, mispronounces words, says completely different words than what he means and sometimes he flat out makes words up. Example: instead of EXPERT, he says EXPORT. GROUN instead of DROWN etc...

Monday, March 15, 2010

They're listening to us

Boss: Do you remember on THURSDAY I said that how come Cuomo, who will be running for the governor seat himself is allowed to investigate Paterson's domestic violence case?

Me: Sure, if you say so.

Boss: And then on FRIDAY Cuomo came out and said that he is handing the case over to an independent party!!

Me: But everyone has been saying that he should do that for like a week before already.

Boss: Well I didn't hear anyone talking about it

Me: They were, trust me

Boss: No, they're listening to what we say here in the office. You know they can use the cell phones to listen to anybody even if the phone is off? The only way to make sure they can't do that is to take the battery out of the phone?

Me: Yes, I've known that for at least 5 years

Boss: So.... there you go, they're listening to us!
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