My boss is the funniest person I know. But not in a traditional way. He says a lot of ridiculous things and he truly believes it. This blog is about some of these things he says. Of course half of the funny part is not the content, but the presentation. Image a big fat greek guy with a heavy accent who thinks he knows everything and whatever he says is true. He makes a lot of grammatical mistakes, mispronounces words, says completely different words than what he means and sometimes he flat out makes words up. Example: instead of EXPERT, he says EXPORT. GROUN instead of DROWN etc...

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Swiss are some crazy backwards people

Boss: if there was a nuclear world war, 99% of the Swiss citizens will survive it. Whatever you see above ground in Switzerland there is a copy of it underground. Before they can build anything, a hospital or a school, they must build it underground first.

Me: there are a lot of foreigners living in Switzerland, during a nuclear war they won't be allowed into the vault?

Boss: no, unless they buy the citizenship really quick. I should have bought the Swiss citizenship last time I was there, it was going for only $ 50,000. If you are a foreigner and want to buy an apartment in Switzerland you can, but only in designated areas with other foreigners. The government keeps perfect records of everybody. Do you know that in many areas in Switzerland women are still not allowed to vote? But, to top that, in those same places, women are allowed to be elected officials.

Me: do they have the ski slopes in the vault too?
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