My boss is the funniest person I know. But not in a traditional way. He says a lot of ridiculous things and he truly believes it. This blog is about some of these things he says. Of course half of the funny part is not the content, but the presentation. Image a big fat greek guy with a heavy accent who thinks he knows everything and whatever he says is true. He makes a lot of grammatical mistakes, mispronounces words, says completely different words than what he means and sometimes he flat out makes words up. Example: instead of EXPERT, he says EXPORT. GROUN instead of DROWN etc...

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Sausage makes you bad at hockey

This conversation took place the day after the US hockey team beat Finland 6-1 in the semifinals at the Vancouver Olympics

Boss: The Finns eat too much sausage.... big ones...... it makes them weak. Do you see what they put in sausage? It's dreadful to look at, how can you eat something like that?

Me: So the Finns are bad at hockey because they eat sausage? Actually, the Finns are traditionally excellent at hockey. They've won the most Olympic medals then anyone in hockey since '94

Boss: no.... they eat sausage, they can't be good. By the way, is Poland good at hockey?

Me: no, not at all

Boss: you see, I told you.... sausage makes you weak.
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