My boss is the funniest person I know. But not in a traditional way. He says a lot of ridiculous things and he truly believes it. This blog is about some of these things he says. Of course half of the funny part is not the content, but the presentation. Image a big fat greek guy with a heavy accent who thinks he knows everything and whatever he says is true. He makes a lot of grammatical mistakes, mispronounces words, says completely different words than what he means and sometimes he flat out makes words up. Example: instead of EXPERT, he says EXPORT. GROUN instead of DROWN etc...

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Thai food

Boss: people are crazy for Thai food. They must be out of their mind. I think the sauce they use in Thai food is just regular baby shit. You know, the stuff that comes out until they are 6 months old, until they are allowed to eat solid food? That's the sauce that they use in Thai food. They go around the neighborhood and collect it from babies for free.

Me: why do you have to be so miserable all the time?

Boss: I'm a realist. I always think about the truth behind everything..... and I assume the worst possible scenario.

Me: exactly my point...
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